Every office has its characters. Ours just work smarter.

Meet your AI employees—named, trained, and ready to deliver real work: captions, calendars, trend scans, style polish, and more. No payroll. No busywork. All main character energy.

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Your First Hires

Chloe "The Content Director"

$129.00 USD

Chloe "The Content Director"

Campaign maps, content calendars, caption packs

How They Work With You

Orientation Day

Share products, voice notes, past posts, and goals. We translate that into your brand voice rules, pillars, and dos/don’ts.

They Clock In

You get deliverables in minutes, not weeks. Caption packs, content calendars, trend scans, mini style guides, and templates—already in your voice

Train & Uplevel

They don’t just hand you assets—they teach. Each drop includes what it is, why it works, how to use it

Keep it Fresh

Subscribe for updates + quarterly drops keep you current: seasonal hooks, trending formats, and campaign prompts. Zero posting panic.
What You Get in Each Subscription Drop

Every drop includes a mini playbook, a quick walkthrough, practice prompts, and a handoff checklist—so assets don’t just sit in a folder; they ship.

Mini Playbook

what it is, why it works, where to use it

Quick Walkthrough

mini video or annotated screenshots

Practice Prompts

“try this now” scripts for IG/TikTok/Email

Handoff Checklist

how a VA deploys it in 20 minutes

The AI Team Roster
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Chloe "The Content Director"

What I do: Build the plan so you’re never posting “random.”

Core responsibilities: Monthly content calendar (platform notes + cadence), Campaign map (goals, pillars, assets, CTAs)

Sample output: “Week at a Glance” board + posting checklist

Great first hire if: You need consistency and launch support.

$129.00 USD
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Diego "The Brand Stylist"

What I do: I'm your vibe translator. I trim the fluff, polish tone, and keep every post sounding like you—just cooler.

Core responsibilities: Caption rewrites + tone matching, builds micro‑style guide (Do/Don’t list, voice sliders), before/After copy polish across socials + email

Sample output: “Hook bank” (10 hooks per pillar) + 1‑page style cheat

Great first hire if: Your brand and/or writing feels flat or inconsistent.

$109.00 USD
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Maya "The Promo Builder"

Maya "The Promo Builder"

What I do: Turn “we should post” into launches that move product.

Core responsibilities: Offer strategy (bundles, bonuses, urgency), UGC brief & giveaway mechanics, Email/SMS hooks aligned to your social calendar

Sample output: “3‑Day Sprint” kit (scripts, asset checklist, posting cadence)

Great first hire if: You’ve got products but no momentum.

$109.00 USD
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Elise "The Trend Scout"

What I do: Keep you two scrolls ahead with formats and hooks that are working now.

Core responsibilities: Weekly trend scans (sounds, structures, angles), Platform‑specific prompts (IG, TikTok, YT Shorts), “Remix this” ideas using your pillars

Sample output: 5 “Record today” reel prompts + 5 B‑roll ideas

Great first hire if: You’re tired of guessing what’ll hit.

$79.00 USD
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Marcus "The Data King"

Marcus "The Data King"

What I do: Turn numbers into next‑week moves (and keeps it human).

Core responsibilities: Content performance snapshots, Headline copy variants, “Do more / do less” recommendations

Sample output: “Next 10 Posts” — rank‑ordered ideas with hooks + thumb lines

Great first hire if: You want proof, not vibes.

$79.00 USD
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Sienna "The Engagement Builder"

Sienna "The Engagement Builder"

What I do: Turn customers into community and partners into growth.

Core responsibilities: Partner/affiliate/influencer outreach kits, DM scripts + email pitches, Collaboration calendar (co‑posts, lives, UGC swaps)

Sample output: “Creator Pack” (brief + do/don’t + deliverables checklist)

Great first hire if: You need reach beyond your own audience.

$79.00 USD
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Jay "The Wildcard"

Jay "The Wildcard"

What I do: Break the scroll with brave, on‑brand weirdness.

Core responsibilities: Pattern‑interrupt ideas (lo‑fi stunts, visual gags, hooks that slap), Remix frameworks for Reels/Shorts, Media bait you can launch this week

Sample output: “Three‑Shot Viral” (hook, twist, CTA) for 4 content pillars

Great first hire if: Your feed is polished… and invisible.

$49.00 USD
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AI Specialists

Your Add-On Specialists

Ethan "The Replication Pro"

$149.00 USD

Ethan "The Replication Pro"

Repurpose content ideas to maximize workflow (and your sanity)

$149.00 USD

Priya "The Calendar Concierge"

$99.00 USD

Priya "The Calendar Concierge"

Light content calendars, prompts, batching

$99.00 USD

Sofia "The Freebie Factory"

$99.00 USD

Sofia "The Freebie Factory"

Freebies, lead magnets, opt‑ins, nurture emails

$99.00 USD

Lila "The Image Prompt Pro"

$119.00 USD

Lila "The Image Prompt Pro"

On‑brand image prompts, shot lists, art direction

$119.00 USD
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Full Team Benefits

What You Actually Get

Caption Packs — in your brand voice, with hooks and CTAs

Content Calendars — platform notes + cadence

Trend Scans — verified formats, not just vibes

Micro-Style Guides — tone sliders, do/don’t lists

Strategy Briefs — launch-ready frameworks

KPI Cards — what worked, what’s next
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Why this works

Your mom had a fax machine and a punch clock. You’ve got AI employees who show up with deliverables. Keep the grit; lose the busywork. Time to enter the modern age.

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Frequently asked questions
Do I need to know prompts?

No. Think “new hire,” not “new software.” We train them.
Can I add team members later?

Yep—optimize your lineup as you grow.
How fast is onboarding?

Orientation day, then first deliverables within minutes.
Is support human?

Absolutely. Real humans, real help.
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From paper jams to AI employees.

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